AI-powered financial roast

Your money
has been talking.

Upload your bank statement. Get a brutally honest, surprisingly funny breakdown of where every rand went. Your friends will want to see this.

R29
One full reportPay once. No subscription. No account.
✓ ABSA✓ FNB ✓ Standard Bank✓ Nedbank ✓ Capitec✓ Investec ✓ Discovery Bank
What you get for R29
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Financial Personality
A custom archetype specific to your spending — accurate, funny, shareable.
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Spending Villain
The one thing quietly draining your account — named and roasted.
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Full Breakdown
Every rand categorised across 18 categories with visual bars.
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AI Insights
Specific to your statement — real amounts, real merchants, actionable.
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TikTok Caption
Ready-to-post with your numbers. Copy and post.
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Email Delivery
Full report in your inbox so you always have a copy.
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Drop your bank statement here

PDF only · read locally in your browser · never uploaded anywhere

Banks often password-protect PDF statements. Here's how to get an unlocked copy:

ABSA
1. ABSA App → Statements → Download PDF2. If locked: password is usually your ID number
FNB
1. FNB App → Accounts → Statements → Download2. Password is usually your date of birth (YYYYMMDD)
Standard Bank
1. Online Banking → Accounts → Statements2. Password is usually your ID number
Nedbank
1. Online Banking → Statements → View/Download2. Password is typically your ID or account number
Capitec
1. Capitec App → Transact → Statements → Download2. Capitec statements are generally not password-protected

Still stuck? help@moneymap-iq.co.za

🛡️ Your privacy is non-negotiable. Your PDF is read locally in your browser — it never leaves your device. Only extracted transaction text is sent to our AI. No file storage. No accounts. POPIA compliant. MoneyMap provides informational commentary only — not financial advice under the FAIS Act. Terms & Privacy →
Common questions
Is my banking data safe?+
Yes. Your PDF never leaves your browser. Only transaction text (no account numbers, no personal details beyond merchant names) is sent to our AI. We don't store your data. POPIA compliant.
Do I need to create an account?+
No account needed. Upload, pay, get your report. Your email is only used to send the report.
I paid but the report didn't unlock. What now?+
Two options: (1) Check your inbox — if you provided an email, the report is already there. (2) On the payment screen, click "Already paid?" and enter your email to have it resent instantly.
Which banks are supported?+
ABSA, FNB, Standard Bank, Nedbank, Capitec, Investec, Discovery Bank, African Bank, TymeBank, and any SA bank that produces a PDF statement. The AI auto-detects your bank.
Can I analyse more than one month?+
Yes — each upload is a separate R29 report. You can upload any statement PDF and get a fresh analysis each time. FNB users: you can upload multiple months at once for a merged report.
What payment methods are accepted?+
PayFast accepts all major SA methods — Visa/Mastercard, EFT, SnapScan, Ozow. No card details are ever handled by StatementIQ.
Can I get a refund?+
If the analysis genuinely fails, email help@moneymap-iq.co.za. "I didn't like what it said about my spending" — that's the AI just telling you what the numbers say. 😅
Reading your receipts…

Claude AI is analysing every transaction and writing your personalised financial roast. Takes about 15–20 seconds.

Your Financial Report

Where the money went
Spending breakdown
By slice
Transaction detail
Recent transactions
AI insights
What Claude noticed
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Unlock your full report

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R29once-off
  • Full spending category breakdown
  • All transactions categorised
  • AI insights with real amounts
  • Your Spending Villain revealed 😤
  • Shareable card + TikTok caption
  • Report sent to your email
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